Thomas: (with NC's lips over his) Say, Gordon, I was just wondering why we live in a town called Sodor. NC: Come on, I can do better! Watch! (snap) NC (vo): I mean, I understand on the show 'cause it looks like they have a budget that makes Gumby look like Studio Ghibli, but come on, you got Peter Fonda in this! You don't want Peter Fonda to think you're this goddamn lazy, do you?! You got enough facial expressions in your library, but you can't come up with one motor to go inside the characters' lips to make it move up and down?! (Clips from the original show are shown.) NC: THE MOUTHS DON'T MOVE! It's just fucking creepy! Gordon: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. Thomas: Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Gordon?
We do, however, see our very first problem with this film. Rogers' trolley comes in and kicks the oiled asses outta these characters, but unfortunately, we're not so lucky. NC (vo): So immediately, you're hoping Mr. NC: (rhetorically) IT'S THOMAS THE FUCKING TA- (normally) Let's take a look.Ĭonductor: (narrating) Meet Thomas. Hell, a Disney movie, or a Pixar movie, or something of substance would make more sense, but-it's Thomas the fucking Tank Engine! The show that PBS puts on when Clifford the Dog is too intimidating! What the hell are these two big, dramatic actors doing in something as brainless as Thomas the Tank Engine? I mean, it's not that it's a kids' film. NC (VO): Trust me, most of America was as shocked as you are.
#ENGAGE THE MAGIC ENGINE MOVIE#
(The title card cuts him off and clips of the movie are shown) Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin are in a Thomas the Tank Engine movie? (offscreen voice whispers to him) Oh, see? I'm right! (offscreen voice finishes whispering to him). NC: (normal, as he holds up his script) Whose joke is this? Come on, come on, where's the real summary? Come on, I mean, there is no way that Thomas the Tank Engine is in a Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin movie. NC (vo): And making his film debut.Thomas the Tank Engine-okay. (The music plays again, with accompanying text before Thomas the Tank Engine's clip.) NC (vo): Most Adorable Smile Award Mara Wilson- (music stops)-really? That annoying Mrs.
("Most Adorable Smile Award Mara Wilson" over her clip) NC (VO): Academy Award Nominee Alec Baldwin. ("Academy Award Nominee Alec Baldwn*" over Alec Baldwin's clip.) NC (VO): Academy Award Nominee Peter Fonda. (The text "Academy Award Nominee Peter Fonda" appears over his clip.) However, with the help of his granddaughter, and the courage of a small town, he may be able to find that special magic to make his engine run once more. about an old man, who has lost all hope in life, all because of his misguided faith in a simple engine. (Cut to clips of Thomas and the Magic Railroad. NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
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